If you’ve read this far, you’re probably thinking I need to find “How to Get a Positive Attitude!”
Seriously…maybe there’s a story there.
I went to Google. I typed in “how to” and then started with a, went to b, c, d, etc. all the way through the alphabet. Did you know you can learn to roll a joint on the Internet? I don’t need to know how to do that. After going through the alphabet I thought I’d start over and type ab, ac, ad, and so forth. You can learn how to abort a baby on the Internet. I would say, “Well, I never!” but unfortunately, I am NOT surprised at that. I didn’t know how valuable some of my knowledge was…such as “How to elope” (been there, done that), “how to flirt” (how do you think I learned how to elope?), “how to give a hickey” (not going there) and “how to do an EKG” (well, I did know that was valuable). Still, I kept going.
I got to “ezine” and almost stopped there, but the thought of adding another responsibility to my list seemed too daunting.
How to hook up a laptop to your TV…hmm…
How to make a QR code…that could be good.
How to build apps for smartphones…NOW WE ARE TALKING.
How to organize your home…maybe this is what I need, really.